Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!""Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to the other ear?" Ah Beng said "That stupid fellow called back again loh!"
this joke is so lame. but i like it. i wonder how a person will look like after puttin the iron on his ears. last time i merely touched it for like barely a second and it swelled. so erm..hahaz.
